Dear guys who had a gunfight on my block yesterday,

A. this is Kentucky, we haven't been the western frontier in about 200 years. So knock it off!

B. before you try this again, please spend some time at a shooting range, actually learning to shoot. More than 20 rounds and only one hit what it was aimed at, apparently. Y'all are lucky stray rounds hit houses and cars and garbage cans and not the kids coming home from school.

Of course, when the cops catch the 2 of you who aren't in the hospital, you won't be shooting anything for quite a while.