Dear Cat

[IBrakeforPastry]

Dear Kitties - holy crap, I have cats! How'd that happen?

Dear Hidey Cat - hamburger buns? Really? What kind of cat eats hamburger buns? I'll look for the puke from the plastic bag today, I'm sure it's coming. In the meantime, keep being adorable, and I'll overlook everything. Damnitt.

Funny how that happens, isn't it? Enjoy your (apparently new) fur family!

[skhill]

Dear neighborhood cat,
I don't mind you hanging out on my front porch when it's raining or snowing. However, the cats who live in this house mind, the dog who lives here really minds, and I don't like the way they all carry on when you are curled up relaxing on the bench. So do you mind going elsewhere? The next two houses to the west both have nice porches, and all the residents are humans.