Dear Cat

[IBrakeforPastry]

Where are you flying from? Icelandair has some good fares. Turkish Air and Aeroflot have great fares, if you want to fly 5 hours out of your way (and if you want to fly on Turkish or Aeroflot ).

You're selling your Synapse? I just got mine in October and I'm having doubts about my choice. Mine's aluminum though. I put it on the trainer, hoping I'll get used to it. But that Surly Pacer is calling me.....

[IBrakeforPastry]

I almost booked a trip to Savannah for this winter. I could have returned with a nice souvenir But, alas, 53 is too big for me, and I think I'm going to Florida instead. Thanks, though!

[VeganBikeChick]

Dear Laverne,

I'm sorry that when my guy stays over you are kicked out of the bedroom. But that is absolutely no excuse for pooping outside the litterbox. You don't realize how good you have it.

Signed,

Someone who will not be getting you Xmas treats this year

[smilingcat]

Dear Lulu,

I know you are very private kitty. The vet you saw yesterday says that she needs your poop sample. I have been keeping an eye on you all day and you have not pooped at all. How much longer can you hold out? I don't have to see you while you are doing your thing. I just need to know when you are going so I can wait and collect the needed sample. And no I can't substitute poop from any of the other kitties.

If you don't corporate, I will have to take drastic action and place you in a large dog kennel with a litterbox.

Your mom is not very pleased. Mom is also very concerned about your health.

love,

mom

[indysteel]

Dear Itty Bitty Kitty,

Well, we may have found a new home for you little girl, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I really don't want to rehome you, although I know it could be for the best as your current living situation in our house isn't ideal. But you're so special to me; it will hurt to say goodbye. Granted, your potential adoptive parents have other pets, so it remains to be seen whether you'll be suitable for them. You can always come back to us. We will lovem, you nutty little cat.

[Swan]

Dear stray ginger,
I know it was below freezing last night and that you were grateful for a warm place to sleep and a free meal... but you didn't have to thank me by finding a way to spray my bike seat and the sofa. I have to sit on that, you know!

[Owlie]

Dear Cat:
Why do you hate the things on the counter in the bathroom so much? Are you trying to tell me to clean up? Leave them alone!
Also, stop trying to get into the shower with me. It's weird.