Dear Cat

[skhill]

Dear cats,
That weird noise last night was hail. It was loud on the metal roof for sure, but it wasn't a machine gun aimed at the house. I've never seen you guys freak out like that!

Dear brother's cat,
Your daddies would really appreciate it if you'd learn how to climb stairs. The stand at bottom/top and yowl for a ride isn't going to work for you for long. Just watch the other cat; he spent his first few years in a house with stairs and he knows what to do.

[malkin]

Dear Txukka

Now that I know how much you like them, next time I find a silverfish, I will call you before I smash it. Sorry you had to pick the bits of it out of the rug and the bottom of my shoe, although you sure seemed to be having fun.

[pll]

Dear Txukka

Now that I know how much you like them, next time I find a silverfish, I will call you before I smash it. Sorry you had to pick the bits of it out of the rug and the bottom of my shoe, although you sure seemed to be having fun.

eeewww. I never knew how those things were called. I googled "sliverfish" and now I know.

[smilingcat]

dear kitties in my household,

Your mom tried to find a rescue dog to keep company with your survivng dog. He does groom most of you with his tongue bath. He loves all of you but he has been lonely after our eldest dog passed away few month ago.

I'm sorry your mom made a terrible mistake and all of you have been living in absolute fear of the new dog.

I am really sorry Casey. I'm sorry the new dog almost killed you on three occasions in span of less than 7 days. both of your moms were horrified to see the dog attack you. I'm more than relieved that you didn't get hurt.

Your mom was gone most of the day today and the dog has been returned to the rescue group. So all of you can now come out.

It's safe. The big bad dog is gone. and I hope all of you can forgive me for the bad judgement.

Love mom

[kajero]

I know you didn't like the new litter box Don bought you, but did you really have to use the guest room carpet to poop on and my beautiful quilt to pee on for two weeks? You just knew I don't check that downstairs room very often, didn't you? Then again maybe you were trying to tell us something when you would go downstairs and howl.

I hope you will return to using your old litter box.

[lph]

Oh dear, kajero...

Dear cat,

gee, you really are smart. We were wondering why you didn't come over to brag about the big dead magpie, but just hunkered down there and stared at it. Unfortunately the magpie was even smarter - and fast. It's probably sitting in a tree right now telling tall tales to all its gabby friends about how it fooled the cat by playing dead. Sorry about that.

[nuliajuk]

Dear Taffy
It's great that your former human slave got you accustomed to a harness and lead, really it is. I enjoy taking the occasional walk around the street with you. Note the word "occasional". Honestly, I'd have gotten a dog if I wanted to be out for hours at a time, two or three times a day. Please, please, give me a rest.
And stop climbing the fence in the back yard to run along the tops of all the townhouse fences. Their yards aren't any more interesting than ours, I promise. I realize that you are part-Siamese and very athletic, but at age 12 you should at least be behaving like an adult cat and not the worlds' oldest kitten.

[kajero]

I know you didn't like the new litter box Don bought you, but did you really have to use the guest room carpet to poop on and my beautiful quilt to pee on for two weeks? You just knew I don't check that downstairs room very often, didn't you?

Dear Cat:

What do you have against me in that downstairs room?

We couldn't get the smell out of the carpet so we re-carpeted the room. We decided to do away with the guest room and turn it in to a sewing room for me.
So now you had to get behind me when I was ironing a seam. I tripped on your tail and dropped the iron on the new carpet. The sole plate melted the carpet and now I have a impression of the bottom of the iron on my brand new carpet. Perhaps I should be thankful the melted carpet doesn't smell like the litter box episode.

And you wonder why I quit buying treats.

Love, Mom.

PS thank you for returning to use your old litter box.

[kajero]

Dear Cat:

What do you have against me in that downstairs room?

Now you had slip into the room unnoticed, jump up on the cabinet, and topple my sewing accessory box to the floor. Everything is all over the place. I better be able to find all the sewing machine feet tomorrow morning when it is light out or your name is mud! Some of those accessories will be very expensive to replace if they have gone to no-mans' land.

You are absolutely trying my patience!

Mom