Dear Cat

[skhill]

Cat:
For the millionth time, the pee goes in the box. Not next to it. Stop being lazy and actually walk all the way into the box when you pee. "Most of me is in the box. Eh," doesn't cut it.

Mommy, who is going to make you clean your own bathroom.

Mica, that goes for you too. All 4 paws may be in the box, but if your rear is hanging over the edge, we'll have a problem. The covered box isn't an option, as your housemate was too big to turn around in it...

[Norse]

Mica, that goes for you too. All 4 paws may be in the box, but if your rear is hanging over the edge, we'll have a problem. The covered box isn't an option, as your housemate was too big to turn around in it...

You too Athena cat. Kindly stop lifting up your rear while in the box and spraying your pee on the side of the box and over the top of the box. Sheesh, we even bought the jumbo size and still you get it over the top!

[skhill]

Dear cats,
That weird noise last night was hail. It was loud on the metal roof for sure, but it wasn't a machine gun aimed at the house. I've never seen you guys freak out like that!

Dear brother's cat,
Your daddies would really appreciate it if you'd learn how to climb stairs. The stand at bottom/top and yowl for a ride isn't going to work for you for long. Just watch the other cat; he spent his first few years in a house with stairs and he knows what to do.

[malkin]

Dear Txukka

Now that I know how much you like them, next time I find a silverfish, I will call you before I smash it. Sorry you had to pick the bits of it out of the rug and the bottom of my shoe, although you sure seemed to be having fun.

[pll]

Dear Txukka

Now that I know how much you like them, next time I find a silverfish, I will call you before I smash it. Sorry you had to pick the bits of it out of the rug and the bottom of my shoe, although you sure seemed to be having fun.

eeewww. I never knew how those things were called. I googled "sliverfish" and now I know.

[smilingcat]

dear kitties in my household,

Your mom tried to find a rescue dog to keep company with your survivng dog. He does groom most of you with his tongue bath. He loves all of you but he has been lonely after our eldest dog passed away few month ago.

I'm sorry your mom made a terrible mistake and all of you have been living in absolute fear of the new dog.

I am really sorry Casey. I'm sorry the new dog almost killed you on three occasions in span of less than 7 days. both of your moms were horrified to see the dog attack you. I'm more than relieved that you didn't get hurt.

Your mom was gone most of the day today and the dog has been returned to the rescue group. So all of you can now come out.

It's safe. The big bad dog is gone. and I hope all of you can forgive me for the bad judgement.

Love mom

[kajero]

I know you didn't like the new litter box Don bought you, but did you really have to use the guest room carpet to poop on and my beautiful quilt to pee on for two weeks? You just knew I don't check that downstairs room very often, didn't you? Then again maybe you were trying to tell us something when you would go downstairs and howl.

I hope you will return to using your old litter box.

[katluvr]

You too Athena cat. Kindly stop lifting up your rear while in the box and spraying your pee on the side of the box and over the top of the box. Sheesh, we even bought the jumbo size and still you get it over the top!

Norse,

We had this problem when brought a new female into the house (well now she lives in the garage). Then our mail cat started standing to pee and spray. We had to resort to covered boxes. Works well now!

K