Dear city emt riding without a helmet:

Yeah, I saw you, in your department issued gear on your department issued bike, riding around the 4th of July celebrations downtown without a helmet. What were you thinking? You of all people should know the difference a helmet can make. I'm contacting the department about your ridiculously reckless behavior, and a I certainly hope you'll be hearing more about this from your superiors.

--the civilian wearing her helmet