Dear So and So

[bmccasland]

Dear face,
PLEASE stop itching. At this point I have not clawed the sting site, but it gets harder.

We've had enough fun, I want to feel normal again.

[snapdragen]

Dear face,
PLEASE stop itching. At this point I have not clawed the sting site, but it gets harder.

We've had enough fun, I want to feel normal again.

Have you tried benedryl? I know nothing of wasp stings......

[Sky King]

Dear Self,
What is your plan for exercise this next week w/o a bicycle. Better get on it because we know how you are when on vacation and clothes do need to fit when you return to work.

[Fredwina]

Dear New York State department of Transporation,
Do you have to fix every single state hiway in the Capital District all at once? It makes driving and cycling an issuue.
Dear self,
Yes, you should have ridden your bike to church as well as brought that Terry Skort with you when you moved.

[bmccasland]

Have you tried benedryl? I know nothing of wasp stings......

Have been taking benadryl at night, but it makes me drousy so don't take it during the day. Allergic reaction makes things worse.
But face feels almost normal today. Can't wait to see the ambulance and ER bill.

[Becky]

Dear coworker-

Please stop repeating upsetting things that our boss has said to me, and then asking me to keep quiet. It's not fair to ask me to carry your burden but not allow me to act on it. If it's upsetting enough to you to repeat it, then repeat it to our boss's boss, or confront our boss about it. Don't stick me in the middle.

Stressed out.

[skhill]

Dear city emt riding without a helmet:

Yeah, I saw you, in your department issued gear on your department issued bike, riding around the 4th of July celebrations downtown without a helmet. What were you thinking? You of all people should know the difference a helmet can make. I'm contacting the department about your ridiculously reckless behavior, and a I certainly hope you'll be hearing more about this from your superiors.

--the civilian wearing her helmet

[snapdragen]

Dear Blue Bunny Red Velvet Cake ice cream. You are not helping, stop calling me from the freezer.

[PamNY]

Dear Blue Bunny Red Velvet Cake ice cream. You are not helping, stop calling me from the freezer.

I had no idea there was such a thing. Want some right now.

[indysteel]

Dear Blue Bunny Red Velvet Cake ice cream. You are not helping, stop calling me from the freezer.

We had the Blue Bell version of this recently. It was divine, as are most of their flavors. Hi, my name is Indysteel and I am an ice creamaholic.