Quote Originally Posted by skhill View Post
Dear dog,

You know, when you kill the mole you just magnificently caught, it's not going to "play" with you anymore. Once it's dead, it'll just lay there. And don't look at me like that-- I can't resurrect it. Like I can't turn off the rain or adjust the temperature outside... You can still count on me for belly rubs and feeding, though.

But thank you for being so willing to *not* bring your treasure home with us.
My dog barks at it, like that will make it get up and "play" again.