Dear Cat

[indysteel]

Dear Itty Bitty Kitty: You sure gave us a fright last night. When I first brought you home following oral surgery, you seemed to be relatively fine. So when you started walking backwards into things and generally seeming kind of disoriented, we freaked out. It seems now like it must have been the lingers effects of sedation, but for a time I thought you'd had a stroke or something. We sure hope you're on the mind. And please try not to fracture your other canine tooth, okay? It's no fun getting a tooth pulled.

[Owlie]

Dear kitty:
Did you kill that piece of paper all by yourself? Good! But you don't need to bring me the remains. There are bits of it everywhere.

Mommy, who is grateful that there aren't mice in here.

[VeganBikeChick]

Dear Laverne & Shirley,

Please, please, please get along. And learn how to use the Breeze litterbox while you're at it. It's really not that difficult. You must be tired by now of using the old stinky box that I refuse to clean.

[owlice]

Dear Big Cat,

I dislike being bitten in the head more than you like being fed; kindly wrap your fuzzy feline brain around that before trying to pull that trick again. Thank you.

Your Food Source

[skhill]

Dear girl cat,

I was going to be pissed about you waking me up at 4 AM. But you know, it was a good thing. I was able to run 4 miles and take the dog for a good long walk before 7:30 am (and before the temperature started to rise). But please, don't do it again tomorrow. 5 is plenty early.

[Owlie]

Dear cat:
Please note that yoga time is not your "practice amateur hairdressing skills" time. I know you mean well (I'm not completely covered in cat spit! Unclean!), but you have pointy ends and I dislike having my scalp clawed.

[malkin]

Dear Txukka,

From now on, I will put you in the bathroom before I start to clean the budgie cage. Mitchell seems ok, but he really did not like to be in your mouth.