Dear Cat

[malkin]

Your cats steal your glasses?!? That's kind of awesome.

Mine do too.
Awesome in theory maybe, but in practice it is just another way to lose my glasses.

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Now if you would please return my Mardi Gras reading glass? I know they're fun and sparkly, but I need them more than you do.

Mine do too.
Awesome in theory maybe, but in practice it is just another way to lose my glasses.

Found the Mardi Gras glasses, after I stepped on them with my work boots on.
The cats are innocent. This time.

Was wearing them perched on the top of my head while gardening. I swear I looked everywhere, including the area around the gardening project. But I found them yesterday while mowing. Glasses are ruined.

Will have to write the needlework shop in New Orleans to see if they still have them and can send me a replacement pair.

[nuliajuk]

Dear Taffy
The weather is EXACTLY THE SAME out the back door as it is out the front. Same monsoon-like rain, same howling winds. And it's no good looking up at me and wailing indignantly about it - I'm not tall enough to turn off those taps.
Regards
Food2
(p.s. - Food1 isn't tall enough either)

[marni]

Dear Taffy
The weather is EXACTLY THE SAME out the back door as it is out the front. Same monsoon-like rain, same howling winds. And it's no good looking up at me and wailing indignantly about it - I'm not tall enough to turn off those taps.
Regards
Food2
(p.s. - Food1 isn't tall enough either)

read R.A.Heinleins "the door into summer" an oldy but a goody with a most interesting cat character who is sure that the next door he goes to and wails at will be the door into summer. Needless to say, it isn't , in a very Heileinish sort of way.

[indysteel]

Dear Itty Bitty Kitty: You sure gave us a fright last night. When I first brought you home following oral surgery, you seemed to be relatively fine. So when you started walking backwards into things and generally seeming kind of disoriented, we freaked out. It seems now like it must have been the lingers effects of sedation, but for a time I thought you'd had a stroke or something. We sure hope you're on the mind. And please try not to fracture your other canine tooth, okay? It's no fun getting a tooth pulled.

[Owlie]

Dear kitty:
Did you kill that piece of paper all by yourself? Good! But you don't need to bring me the remains. There are bits of it everywhere.

Mommy, who is grateful that there aren't mice in here.

[VeganBikeChick]

Dear Laverne & Shirley,

Please, please, please get along. And learn how to use the Breeze litterbox while you're at it. It's really not that difficult. You must be tired by now of using the old stinky box that I refuse to clean.