Quote Originally Posted by Tri Girl View Post
Dear Dog,

My house is 90% tile. There is only carpet in the hallway.
I understand that accidents happen and that you defecating in two places last night was probably beyond your control, and that when I let you out at 3am you probably didn't need to go. I'm sure you REALLY didn't want to do it.
Do me a favor tho, will ya buddy? Could you PLEASE just do it on the tile instead of the one swatch of carpet in the house.

Thank you,
Mommy (NOT your inside pooper scooper)
Same here! I'm just glad that my dog has settled on the really ugly rug in the spare bedroom as her emergency spot...

Dear Dog,
I'm willing to take you for a pretty decently long walk in the rain. I'm not willing to cuddle with you when we get home and you are soaked. And is my bed really the best place to curl up for a post-walk nap while you are so wet?