Dear Cat

[Norse]

Dear Lucy:

I know that you like to help mommy with her work-outs, but laying on my back when I am trying to do the plank position is just not very helpful.

[Breella]

Dear Fat Cat,

I'm sorry I scared you earlier today. Pouncing on me while I'm cleaning is a bad idea, I didn't mean to scream.

Sincerely the lady on the floor.

[katluvr]

Dear Cats,
All of you that joined me on the bed when you hear the sound of the very upset cat on the video I was watching. It was just a video and not of your siblings re being tortured!

Sincerely you momma whom must be so bored she is watching cat videos on You Tube!

[owlice]

Dear Big Cat,

I don't know whether it was you or the tall child Henri le chat noir was channeling, but he's clearly got one or both of you pegged.

The woman who feeds you

[Brandi]

Dear cat,
It is ok when someone comes to our door. You don't have to get so upset.
WARNING..if you have pet's around while listening to this they might react. Bo when he heard himself on this video freaked out agian then got his sister;s all worked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CTAsveZiU&feature=plcp

[skhill]

Dear cats,
What's the earliest I can give you dinner and have it still count as dinner, not a super-special late afternoon treat, to be followed by a demand for dinner?

Dear girl cat,
Thankfully, you don't produce hair balls often. Was the yowling that accompanied the event due to your surprise? Were you proud of the size of the hair ball? Or were you not feeling well and wanting some comforting?

[lph]

Dear cats,
What's the earliest I can give you dinner and have it still count as dinner, not a super-special late afternoon treat, to be followed by a demand for dinner?

Hee-hee

Lyra was so pleased today because I woke her up from a lovely late afternoon nap, when she was still in an excellent forgiving mood, by saying those magic four words: "Do you want food?"

[chatnoire]

Dear cat,
It is ok when someone comes to our door. You don't have to get so upset.
WARNING..if you have pet's around while listening to this they might react. Bo when he heard himself on this video freaked out agian then got his sister;s all worked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CTAsveZiU&feature=plcp

My dog was VERY surprised by this video. Her ears were practically on top of her head.

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Dear sweet, beloved, ancient black kitten,

I fed you 3 different kinds of food today. I'm even going to feed you one more time before I go to bed. Can tonight be the night that you sleep all the way through, rather than punching me at 3 am because you are hungry? I'm trying, I really am, but it's hard to determine what food you like when it changes on a daily basis....

All my love, and more,
your mommy

[IBrakeforPastry]

Dear Sweet Kitty,

Thank you - again - for bringing me breakfast in bed. I noticed how carefully you carried today's offering so as not to leave any blood on the quilt. But alas, your delicate handling resulted in breakfast scurrying away as soon as you dropped him.

It is now 6 hours later and you keep vigil in my room. And of course, you choose the weekend I was planning on painting the other room, so all the stuff from that room, is in my room, creating no shortage of hiding places. I'm off to work now. I'm guessing you'll still be there when I get home tonight. No mouse parts in the bed, please.

I still love you,
The woman who does just fine with cereal. And coffee. Don't forget the coffee