Well the levers on both sides of my commuter are all bent because I tried to use the kickstand that came with it. The things just don't work IMO.

To each her own as far as fashion. But clamping one onto a carbon frame? NFW. Carbon chainstays aren't built to have anything clamped onto them, least of all something that puts the amount of stress that a kickstand does. What would you even use for a torque spec???