Quote Originally Posted by chincitop View Post
Dear evil communal house cat,

I have grown to love you, despite your ornery nature, and my fear that one day you will cuddle me at night and I will wake up sans a kidney. But if you EVER go straight from licking your manhood to licking my face again, I will be forced to kill you.

Love,

notmykink
OMG...I think that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time...definitely a LMFAO moment!

K