Dear Bandit and Buttons,

You have been neutered and spayed. Why are you two going at it? She's driving me nuts with the creepy meowing and her butt up in the air all day long. He's driving me nuts by running around the house at high speed and mounting her when he's up to it.

This is the start of day two. I'm about ready to stuff both of you in different rooms and ignore the pleas.

Apparently the doc missed something or your instincts have figured it out. At least I don't have to worry about kittens. I hope he isn't hurting her as he's 10lbs and she's about 5-6.


The Mom