Dear Cat

[Wahine]

Dear evil communal house cat,

I have grown to love you, despite your ornery nature, and my fear that one day you will cuddle me at night and I will wake up sans a kidney. But if you EVER go straight from licking your manhood to licking my face again, I will be forced to kill you.

Love,

notmykink

ROTFLMAO

I lived with a communal house cat like that once.

[chincitop]

Yeah, he's pretty much the root of all evil. He's been in that house for 6 years and his original owners aren't even there anymore. he's just been passed down through roommates. He hated EVERYONE for 5 years until last year, I was laying in my bed and he all the sudden stepped onto my chest and started purring. My friend was over and walked by & was like "Omg he's gonna steal your soul."

Ever since then, he's been periodically creepily affectionate, but is still otherwise mean and ornery, even to me, who is his "favorite"

[Bethany1]

Dear Bandit and Buttons,

You have been neutered and spayed. Why are you two going at it? She's driving me nuts with the creepy meowing and her butt up in the air all day long. He's driving me nuts by running around the house at high speed and mounting her when he's up to it.

This is the start of day two. I'm about ready to stuff both of you in different rooms and ignore the pleas.

Apparently the doc missed something or your instincts have figured it out. At least I don't have to worry about kittens. I hope he isn't hurting her as he's 10lbs and she's about 5-6.


The Mom

[skhill]

Dear Bandit and Buttons,

You have been neutered and spayed. Why are you two going at it? She's driving me nuts with the creepy meowing and her butt up in the air all day long. He's driving me nuts by running around the house at high speed and mounting her when he's up to it.

SHHH! you're giving Moses ideas. Actually, it's most likely the neighborhood semi-ferals who sometimes use our porch as the honeymoon suite that get his motor running... Mica is quite tolerant, she just lays there looking bored, most of the time...

[indysteel]

Dear Izzy and Henry: Stop with the shedding. I realize that we skipped spring, but do you have to lose all your fur at once? I can't keep up, and when the late afternoon hits the wood floors just right, I nearly have a heart attack at the accumulation of fur. It's everywhere and I just vacuumed and brushed you!