Dear Real Estate Agent:

We are not happy with you. The "too busy to deal with us on Sunday" when you know we leave town tomorrow act is getting old. It's not like we're not addressing things you told us about yesterday. As is the "add this to your to do list" at 48 hours until listing. Something like painting the front steps is something you could have told us a while ago (you know, when you gave us the long to do list we have busted our butts to accomplish). And the wunderkind painter that you recommended for the porch - yeah - we're still cleaning up his mess. Not going to let you bring him back for more work.

We haven't signed a contract with you (that's part of what you don't have time to deal with on Sunday), and we're already t!cked.

Signed,

The person who thought you would make her life easier and now has no confidence in you