Dear So and So

[marni]

Why does this always happen before I go away?

Back in the days when it was still possible I used to get my period the day before a performance, and on the day if travel whenever we went anywhere. You are not alone but it is still not fun. Hope you feel better.

Dear right shoulder,

thank you so much for finally allowing the trapezius muscle to stop going into spasms and hurting so much I couldn't move my arm, and thank you for no longer hurting. Although it was only 48 hours it felt like a lifetime, and being able to take off the t shirt I had been wearing for two days shower and put on a clean shirt was pure bliss.

Now if I just knew what I did to irritate you.marni

[Crankin]

Ha, I had my period for every school dance or first date in middle school and high school.

[Owlie]

The worst day of my period somehow managed to fall on move-out day every year of college, and when I moved into my apartment in Cleveland. That was fun,

[Biciclista]

to whom it may concern
seriously?
This feels like a shell game. And someone's cheating; not us.