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  1. #1
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    Dear Dog,

    When it's as cold as it's been the last few mornings, it takes me longer to get ready for our walk. You have a built-in beautifully warm winter coat; I need to put on warmer pants and socks and boots and coat and hat and scarf and mittens. Don't worry, the walk will still happen, just have a little patience. And trying to climb into my lap while I'm putting on the boots won't make it happen any faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skhill View Post
    Dear Dog,

    And trying to climb into my lap while I'm putting on the boots won't make it happen any faster.
    And running off with my shoes only delays your departure as well!
    To train a dog, you must be more interesting than dirt.

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  3. #3
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    Dear dog,

    The cats are not interested in your pig's ear. Or doggy biscuits. Trust on this one. They might sniff them, but they are not going to steal them. Snarling and snapping at cats is not a good idea-- remember the scratched snout Mica's claws gave you?

  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by skhill View Post
    The cats are not interested in your pig's ear.
    I had a kitty who used to eat pig ears. He loved them. His vet ok'ed it - and he never needed a dental. Never say never
    Most days in life don't stand out, But life's about those days that will...

  5. #5
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    Dear Cody,

    Yo do realize that you are part Labrador Retriever, and part Great Pyreneese or part Golden and part Pyreneese. But you are NOT a RAT TERRIER!!

    I hope you don't get sick from catching and eating a field mice. You were so fast there was no way I could stop you. And now your mom is very worried that you might get sick or pick up some nasty worms or bugs.

    Vet bills aside, I really hope you don't get sick.

    And please do not catch and eat anymore field mice!!

    Being vaccinated for Rabies, distemper are two that I know of. I think you do have other vaccination but that doesn't mean you can go out, catch and eat a field mice.

    BAD BAD DOG!!!


 

 

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