Dear So and So

[Selkie]

Dear coworker:

I really wish you wouldn't wear headphones when you eat lunch, because the sounds you're making are making me want to vomit. STOP BEING SO GROSS!! CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!

Sincerely,
not your mother

LOL. Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't matter if the audible chewer/slurper took off the headphones! I can't abide by rude eaters, either. They always seem to choose crunchy foods, don't they?

[OakLeaf]

Be open to the possibility that the person just has very bad teeth and a dental phobia ... I've just had to get used to my DH's mouth noises ...

[indysteel]

Dear City of Indianapolis: I cannot wait until the Superbowl is yesterday's news. Believe it it not, there are people out there who don't give a rat's you know what about this ridiculously bloated extravaganza and who just want it to be over.

[Crankin]

Same with the playoffs.
A friend called me yesterday to invite us over to "watch the game." I almost said, "What game?" but I sort of remembered, and said, "oh, we'll be out x country skiing."
Also time to hit some good restaurants tomorrow night.

[Selkie]

But isn't Madonna going to be the half-time entertainment? ;-)

I'm with you, by the way. And Crankin has the right idea on how best to spend a winter afternoon!

[bmccasland]

I'd rather the Superbowl than the on-going political primary nonsense. At least the Superbowl has good commercials.

[snapdragen]

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

[Owlie]

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

(((Snap)))

Beth, I totally agree with you.

[SadieKate]

Dear Dad,

It's been one year since you died. We're doing OK, you made sure Mom would be alright. I'm taking care of her, like I promised I would. I miss you.

TE not only needs a "Like" button, it needs a "Hug" button.

[jessmarimba]

Be open to the possibility that the person just has very bad teeth and a dental phobia ... I've just had to get used to my DH's mouth noises ...

That wouldn't excuse the burping, etc. He's just gross. One of the problems with a small office is that the guys think they don't need manners anymore, since I'm the only person they offend.