Loved that poem about the boob-crusher! I personally want to become a doctor so I can torture the men who invent such atrociously painful machines!!

My husband always shops around for his doctor, preferring women. I asked him why (being a newlywed and suspicious) and he said, "Have you ever seen the size of men doctor's hands??" Still puzzled, I pursued this delicate and confusing topic further, and asked, "SO?"

He sighed the sigh of a man who has suffered at the hands of male doctors and said, "the old prostate-finger-up-the b_tt exam!! I look for a woman who wears child size gloves!"

I about rolled on the floor laughing at the visual image of a man putting on gloves with hands the size of a ham and the look on my husband's face.......seeing those hands!

Yeah, I think we women should invent some really torturous machines that ALL men are required to have to submit to!!! I have personally suffered from the ancient boob-crusher many a time and I have almost non-existent boobs!!

Yeaaaaaaah!!!!