Dear Brother:
First, you had to get your disablity check, Then you had to get a money order, Then you had to buy a stamp. Now, you can't get to the post office because you wrecked your car. So Mother is sitting around with no money. Boo-hoo. Thankfully, she doesn't need much now, as everything is paid for at the community.
And I know you're mad because I didn't let you have her car.(see car wreck). And i took away your Sunday meals (Yes, I know about you looking under her bed for the food she stashed from you while she was in the restroom). And I could give her some mone, but I'm still paying The relo my new employer gave me. And the Community fee for mom? Well, guess whos paying that? and her beauty fees.
Sincerely,
You soon to ex-sister