Dear Cat

[lph]

Dear Cat,

I realize now that you have a penthouse somewhere that you retire to when our abode is no longer to your liking, since you disappeared on New Year's Eve in the pouring rain, leaving your food and a set of worried owners behind, and reappeared in the wee hours dry, warm, calm and content, and most surprisingly, not hungry. I will endeavour to no longer worry about you when you do stuff like that.

PS. Do drop by every now and then, we're fond of you.

[smilingcat]

Dear Lulu,

We know you are smart but you are still a CAT. "C", "A", "T" CAT. We never taught you to use people toilet but my partner spied on you squatting on the toilet seat and peed into the toilet. I don't know how you figured it out but you did.

then it occurred to us that you might be the culprit for pee smell around the toilet. You seem to have missed on few occasions. Yuck!

Both of us would prefer that you stick with your litter box. Or if you continue to use people toilet, to please pee in the toilet not on it. And BTW, it would be nice if you could flush it when you are done.

Thank you,

Your proud mama.

[jessmarimba]

One of mine is more than happy to flush but will not use. Skunk is fascinated by watching things go down the hole and now knows what makes that happen. I have to leave the lid shut to keep her away.

(Also, pretty sure dumdum plays in the toilet if I leave it open, based on the mess I've found.)