Dear So and So

[indysteel]

My company restroom is SO boring. The best high drama we have is who gets stuck in the stall with the crooked seat!

Well, you are welcome to come visit the asylum where I work anytime.

My husband works at an engine plant. The plant supervisor sent a memo out recently reminding employees that underwear should not be flushed down the toilet. So, I guess it could be weirder.

[Veronica]

Well, you are welcome to come visit the asylum where I work anytime.

My husband works at an engine plant. The plant supervisor sent a memo out recently reminding employees that underwear should not be flushed down the toilet. So, I guess it could be weirder.

Okay, I can see that happening at a school. But adults... really!

Veronica

[azfiddle]

Dear young person who found my debit card at the park yesterday: I didn't even realize it had fallen out of my jersey pocket until this morning. Thank you so much for turning it in to the bank - I wish you had left your name so I could have thanked you appropriately.

Dear bank receptionist,
Thank you for calling and letting me know the card was turned in. I was just about ready to call and report it was missing.

[alexis_the_tiny]

Okay, I can see that happening at a school. But adults... really!

Veronica

Weirder plumbing-related things have happened. A few months ago, a photo of a memo that was sent by a university here to its male students to remind them that they should not engage in certain *ahem!* personal activities while in the showers as the pipes were being clogged up by their bodily fluids. I still can't decide whether it was someone's idea of a joke or for real...

[lph]

Unless they, uh, "exude" glue that's a joke!

[bmccasland]

Ultraviolet - perhaps you should block "crazy woman's" email address.

[channlluv]

Ultraviolet, since you're still friends with your ex (kudos) and sometimes work together, do you think he might need a heads up about crazy woman's stalking behavior? She sounds kind of scary. Desperate scary.

Alexis...ohemgee.


Roxy

[alexis_the_tiny]

Dear brain, my eyes started hurting from tiredness four days ago. Do you think maybe you could shut down for a solid 8 hours so they can rest instead of staying jumpy, awake and hyperactive, demanding entertainment in the form of reading (anything! As long as it can be read!!) at all hours? I'm sick of sleeping at 3 in the morning because you can't stand the boredom of the period between putting down the ebook and waiting for sleep to come and waking up 4 hours later because you're done sleeping even though the rest of me is still exhausted.