Dear Cat

[skhill]

Dear junior cat,

Last night that pie was sitting uncovered on the kitchen counter so that it could cool off-- it wasn't there for you to eat. You're lucky the pie was just a test-drive of a new recipe, and not something about to be taken somewhere. It would have been hard to explain away little cat teeth marks...

But we're in agreement, that was a fantastic pie crust.

[Reesha]

I greatly enjoyed this article, cat-lovers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/pe...tches-bus.html

[indysteel]

That is too cute, Reesha!

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe,
Why are you fixated on playing with the bathroom sink's plug? Bringing to bed after you dropped it in your litter box was not exactly what I wanted to wake up with. I know you like to bring your toys to bed, but that?! Now that I've cleaned it, the sink, and the floor, would you please leave it alone? You have a basket full of toys, where is squirrel, hedgie, or mouse?

The lady who keeps you in kibble
(and good luck finding the plug now, muhahaha)

[jessmarimba]

Dear D@mmit Cat:
I would be more than happy to share my cheese and summer sausage with you if I thought you planned on digesting it, but you've already reached your vomit quota for the week.

However, thanks for returning the Wii controller so I can watch Netflix again!

(PS - your stomach might feel better if you stopped eating out of the trash. Just sayin.)

[missjean]

Dear Cat,
There are two bowls with water in them. When one bowl is empty you can drink from the other bowl. They both have the exact same substance in them. You don't have to meow at me, just step 3 inches to your right and, look! more water!
Thank you.



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[lph]

Dear Cat,

I realize now that you have a penthouse somewhere that you retire to when our abode is no longer to your liking, since you disappeared on New Year's Eve in the pouring rain, leaving your food and a set of worried owners behind, and reappeared in the wee hours dry, warm, calm and content, and most surprisingly, not hungry. I will endeavour to no longer worry about you when you do stuff like that.

PS. Do drop by every now and then, we're fond of you.