Yayyyyy Donald! I bet that popsicle is awesome! I hope your aunt recovers quickly.

Dear Specialist,

Thank you for getting it right! You disagreed with my PCP as to the actual problem causing all of my pain and odd symptoms and...I feel ever so much better. Thank you! Hopefully next month will be soon enough for the physical therapy, but my trainer is going to help me figure out at least how to work on the muscle group you want strengthened. The other stuff will have to wait a few weeks, but this is a beginning.

Dear Neck, please continue cooperating. Pretty please? Thank you.