Dear Cat

[Catrin]

My last cat dearly loved the belt from my robe. I finally gave in like the good trained woman I am and allowed her to have it. She just looked adorable dragging that thing all over the apartment Yeah, it was a lot more fun for her than those toys I bought her

[skhill]

Dear junior cat,

Last night that pie was sitting uncovered on the kitchen counter so that it could cool off-- it wasn't there for you to eat. You're lucky the pie was just a test-drive of a new recipe, and not something about to be taken somewhere. It would have been hard to explain away little cat teeth marks...

But we're in agreement, that was a fantastic pie crust.

[Reesha]

I greatly enjoyed this article, cat-lovers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/pe...tches-bus.html

[indysteel]

That is too cute, Reesha!

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe,
Why are you fixated on playing with the bathroom sink's plug? Bringing to bed after you dropped it in your litter box was not exactly what I wanted to wake up with. I know you like to bring your toys to bed, but that?! Now that I've cleaned it, the sink, and the floor, would you please leave it alone? You have a basket full of toys, where is squirrel, hedgie, or mouse?

The lady who keeps you in kibble
(and good luck finding the plug now, muhahaha)

[jessmarimba]

Dear D@mmit Cat:
I would be more than happy to share my cheese and summer sausage with you if I thought you planned on digesting it, but you've already reached your vomit quota for the week.

However, thanks for returning the Wii controller so I can watch Netflix again!

(PS - your stomach might feel better if you stopped eating out of the trash. Just sayin.)

[missjean]

Dear Cat,
There are two bowls with water in them. When one bowl is empty you can drink from the other bowl. They both have the exact same substance in them. You don't have to meow at me, just step 3 inches to your right and, look! more water!
Thank you.



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