Dear So and So

[spokewench]

Dear SO,

I reallyreallyreally don't want to go to a party at your new bosses house next weekend. Those people are so boring I might actually pass out and fall face down in the dip. Discussing the best new archival computer program is the hot topic... seriously??? *sigh*

Signed,

Bored at the thought of it.

really! Oh so sad. If you came a party at my house, you and hubby could talk motorcycles to your heart's content!