Dear Cat

[azfiddle]

Rory-

Just a reminder: you are not a dog. Just because you like chasing the big dog toys, like to sleep in the dog's bed, and like the dog's jerky treats so much that we had to block the cupboard so you can't get to them, you are actually a cat, so please eat your own food which is provided in the dog-free room.

Thank you-
the management.

[laura*]

Dear outdoor cat who's selected my down-the-street neighbors as its servants:

The scary workshop assistants are gone: The older RV dweller got fired; and the couch surfer, boudoir surfer, quasi-homeless slacker kid did too. It's now safe to hang out around their house. Please come around more often.

Actually, I wish you'd come as far as my house. My friends will be moving next summer, and then what will you do?

[missjean]

Dear Cat,
Where do you go all day? You are not allowed outside, and this house is not that big. I am all over this house, upstairs, basement, living room, den, office, all day and never see you. Then at 6:30 pm, poof, there you are, wanting your back scratched.

Signed,
One of the people who feeds you.