Dear cats:

I give you food and water. I scoop your poop. I provide a cozy place (and a heat source) for all of you to curl up and sleep comfortably at night. Critter, I even feed and water your friends on the outside.

Will one of you take a break from spying on the neighbors and pleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee go refill my cider so I don't have to get off the couch?