Dear Cat

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

You're not allowed on the counters and tables. I don't know why, suddenly, you seem to think you are, but you're not, not now, not ever.

Signed,

The woman who feeds you

[skhill]

Dear little cat,

Why is it that you are eager to interact with the dog in the kitchen, but are scared of her everywhere else in the house? You were head-butting her and rubbing up against her and even licking her feet in the kitchen, but you won't even enter the living room if she's there. You are so strange....

Love, your mystified human servant

[Catrin]

Dear little cat,

Why is it that you are eager to interact with the dog in the kitchen, but are scared of her everywhere else in the house? You were head-butting her and rubbing up against her and even licking her feet in the kitchen, but you won't even enter the living room if she's there. You are so strange....

Love, your mystified human servant

Perhaps they have decided that since food comes from that room that it is the "truce" zone?

[jessmarimba]

Dear cats:

I give you food and water. I scoop your poop. I provide a cozy place (and a heat source) for all of you to curl up and sleep comfortably at night. Critter, I even feed and water your friends on the outside.

Will one of you take a break from spying on the neighbors and pleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee go refill my cider so I don't have to get off the couch?

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

I DO NOT WANT YOUR BUTT THAT CLOSE TO MY FACE! MOVE!!

Thank you,

The woman who feeds you

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe and Calypso,
Where did you put the bathroom sink's drain plug? It was in it's proper place this morning after I brushed my teeth and left for work. How did you get it out of there anyway? You have a whole basket of toys, why yank the drain plug thingy?

Your Mom,
who keeps you in kibble and catnip

[jessmarimba]

Dear cat owners:

Who wants to take a bet on how long Critter's first Christmas tree is going to last? Considering that he currently 1) bites everything that fits in his mouth, 2) chases everything that can be made to move, and 3) breaks everything he can knock over?