Dear Lenovo:

You suck. I had to ship my computer back for repair because the last time I had it repaired, you broke it. I have spent more than an hour on hold (just today) trying to deal with your repair of what you broke, and the fact that I'm not giving you passwords to my data because you need to replace a screw. And I still don't know when it will be back.

Signed,

Seriously Considering Apple