Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dear "Move Free Ultra" Lady,

If you raise your saddle about 8 more inches, you'll probably solve the source of your joint pain.

Limewave

LOL!

Dear BF:
I'm six inches shorter than you and female. OF COURSE you're going to outweigh me substantially. If you don't like quite how substantially you outweigh me, get on your bike and ride it. You've got the good weather on the way--you can laugh at me while I'm stuck on the trainer or walking around campus for exercise.