Dear Cat

[colby]

Dear Mo,

It doesn't count if you're standing in the box, and still your poop falls outside of it. The Onion is satire, not suggestion.

sincerely,
Proud Owner Of Princess.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fre...-the-box,8945/

[makbike]

Dear Cats,

The new puppy is a wonderful addition to our family. I promise you she (the new puppy) is not a monster! Figaroe, Thor T. Kitty and Dickens you were very brave today when you came out of the closets and ventured into the kitchen to look a the puppy.

Be Brave and Patient,
Your Humans

[zoom-zoom]

Dear Cats,

The new puppy is a wonderful addition to our family. I promise you she (the new puppy) is not a monster! Figaroe, Thor T. Kitty and Dickens you were very brave today when you came out of the closets and ventured into the kitchen to look a the puppy.

Be Brave and Patient,
Your Humans

You have a kitty named Thor, too?

[makbike]

Zoom-Zoom,

Here is the run down on the 4 legged creatures presently in our home:

Cats:
Figaroe, Churchill, Penelope, Twister, Thor T. Kitty, Mars, Snickers, Dickens

Dogs:
Gaston, Zorro, Harper, Marcie

Other:

Zephyr the chinchilla

[lauraelmore1033]

Dear kitties,
thanks for always making sure to drop a big steaming bomb in time for us to enjoy during EVERY meal, no matter how often I scoop.

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

You're not allowed on the counters and tables. I don't know why, suddenly, you seem to think you are, but you're not, not now, not ever.

Signed,

The woman who feeds you

[skhill]

Dear little cat,

Why is it that you are eager to interact with the dog in the kitchen, but are scared of her everywhere else in the house? You were head-butting her and rubbing up against her and even licking her feet in the kitchen, but you won't even enter the living room if she's there. You are so strange....

Love, your mystified human servant