Dear Cat

[skhill]

Dear cats

I'm so sorry that our new dog has decided that chasing you guys is great fun. We're working on discouraging it. Meanwhile, I'll think you'll find the baby-gate will let you have the upstairs all to yourselves. Give it some time, and I'm sure you guys and Stella will be friends.

Love, your protector

PS you all were so brave to come downstairs for your breakfast today!

[ursalilah]

Dear Miles,

We are all very impressed with the fact that you seem to have been taking lessons in Parkour. You're very acrobatic; you amuse and impress everyone who comes by to visit and I never get tired of seeing you bounce off the walls, doors, cabinetry and furniture. I just have one request: Would you please, please, please try to keep your activities confined to the hours when we're awake? It's very hard to sleep thinking that someone is breaking into the house at 2 am.

Thanks!

Your humble servants.

[Blueberry]

Kitty Parkour - I love it!

[ursalilah]

I've never seen anything like it. He's wild! It used to be that he did Parkour right after he ate, but now he does it at all times of day and night. He seems to also like to show off when we have guests and he'll do 5-6 moves in a row. I really need to get it on video.

[owlice]

Dear Little Cat,

I don't know what you did while you were outside, but you stink! I wish you'd chosen to clean yourself somewhere other than my bed.

Also, if I'm on the toilet, I'm going to be needing the sink in short order; my sitting down in the smallest room in the house should not be your cue to jump into the sink to curl up for a nap.

Holding my nose,

The woman who feeds you

[bmccasland]

Dear Chloe,
I really do need to balance the checkbook. I appreciate your help, but please move your lovely butt.

[makbike]

Dear Thor T. Kitty,

Do you think it is necessary to throw yourself at the wall each morning when the school bus passes by the front door? I am sorry the white strobe atop the bus dances on the living room wall and taunts you. Please refrain from climbing the walls, literally.

Love you,
Your persons