Dear Cat

[skywalkerbeth]

Hahaha. We play "Pocket Pond" on my iPhone. It's just a little pond that makes splashing noises when you touch it and these little fish swim around and around. It's absolutely fascinating...if you're furry.

ooooh, thank you - it's free!

[VeganBikeChick]

Dear Laverne,

You have now lost your "going out when I take the trash out" privileges. Running to the other end of the building and expecting me to chase you, then running the opposite way to the other end of the building is not amusing.

Signed,
The person who will be locking you in the bathroom during trash removal from now on.