Dear Cat

[Owlie]

I wish it was just that. He seems downright weak and lethargic.

Dear black and white kitty--
Thank you for staying put while I rode past you...I just hope you did the same thing for the car behind me!

Dear DBF's cat--
No, rubbing on the phone will not magically make it produce treats, and it may or may not persuade the humans to give you treats either. You don't need any. You're fat enough as it is.