Dear Cat

[Dogmama]

Dear Henry: would you mind telling me what's wrong? I know that didn't like being left alone for the week, but you're acting stranger than normal. Do you not feel well and, if so, how? The pet sitter's notes don't indicate anything unusual, but given your propensity to contract mystery illnesses, you have me worried.

Signed,

Your anxious mother

Dear Anxious,

I'm punishing you.

Henry

[indysteel]

Dear Anxious,

I'm punishing you.

Henry

I wish it was just that. He seems downright weak and lethargic.

[Owlie]

I wish it was just that. He seems downright weak and lethargic.

Dear black and white kitty--
Thank you for staying put while I rode past you...I just hope you did the same thing for the car behind me!

Dear DBF's cat--
No, rubbing on the phone will not magically make it produce treats, and it may or may not persuade the humans to give you treats either. You don't need any. You're fat enough as it is.