Dear parents,
While it's great that you're going to come up today, couldn't you have told me when sometime before 10 this morning? I could have gotten a ride in!

(Well, okay, I couldn't have, because I was asleep, but that's not the point...)

Dear body:
We got a whole 9 hours of sleep last night! I know we've been short the whole week, but please stop wanting to crawl back into bed. We have things to do.
Oh, and left calf--please stop hurting. I don't think I actually did anything to you.