Dear Cat

[Bethany1]

Dear Cats,

I am working on a quilting project and will deliberately ignore you. You may NOT steal my bobbins out of the drawer and take off with them. Sitting on the foot pedal is NOT helping so get off. Any paws that get a needle stuck in them is your own fault and I will charge you the vet fees if you do. BTW, a needle through your finger hurts so I'm sure it's the same with paws. Sticking your head into my project is not smart either and will result in your head getting shoved out of the way. Dumping my stuff onto the floor to check out the contents is also not allowed.

For your own safety and my sanity, you are all banished from my presence and put in the bedroom. Any howling and banging against the door will be ignored.

The Mom

[Hi Ho Silver]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

[Owlie]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

Me too. No kitty, though the boyfriend has one. See below.

Dear BF's Cat:
You are loud! And I apparently can't say the word "cookie" on the phone, because you get all excited and start heading toward the pantry...

[pll]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

[zoom-zoom]

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

Awesome...just shared on FB!

[lauraelmore1033]

Dear Skittles,
Although it is really impressive that you are such a big, strong girl that you can bust down the bathroom door, I'd really rather you didn't; mommie likes her privacy when she's on the toilet. She's just funny that way...

[Bethany1]

Dear Buttons,

I told you if you tried to climb off the towel rack and land on the side of tub to check out the bubbles you'd fall in but you didn't listen. However; the look on your face was priceless when you got your head out of the water and realized the horrors of water. Bet you'll listen better next time, but probably not.

I do think Bandit enjoyed the show as he looked rather smug. He knows better after his experience.

[Biciclista]

Dear Aggie
you were an angel last night.
thank you. Or did it have something to do with the 50 degree temp outside last night?

[Sardine]

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

Brilliant! Thanks. Don't watch television. Maybe I should.