Dear Cat

[Possegal]

Dear cute-but-dumb girlcat,

Why do you insist on draping yourself across the computer keyboard when I am trying to type? The people I am sending messages to don't understand what [[[[[[[[[[99999y7p[pkkkkoooooooooo;;;;;;;;; means.

Kindest regards,
The woman who feeds you.

The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.

Love all these stories. Cats are just so entertaining!

[marni]

everyone who is a cat owner should read Robert Heinleins "the door into summer."

Cats have to sleep 23 hours and 23 minutes each day in order to dream the world alive. It's what they manage to do in the remaining 37 minutes that make life so interesting.

marni

[jusdooit]

Dear Flash,
I know this may be a surprise to you , but not every thing is eatable, including electrical cords. You have lived here for 2 years, I think you know when I open the back door it's to let the dogs out, not you. And while we're being honest here, I really do not need your help in the bathroom, I can do it all by myself.

The woman who saved you from the parking lot.

[jessmarimba]

Dear Critter -

I have to admit, I'm loving this phase where you think I've "rescued" you every time we leave the vet (and you seem to forget that I brought you there in the first place)

Thanks for being a good boy while we were there and letting that sticky red-spotted child pet you.

Love,

Your favorite lap

[skhill]

Dear cats

It's great that all three of you want to cuddle with me now that the weather is turning cooler. But y'all should know by now that all three of you do not fit on my lap together. And Joe, if you try again to push someone off my lap so you can have it, you're getting a time-out.

Love, the heat source

[Roadtrip]

Dear Cat,

Why the sudden fascination with what ever I'm about to out in my mouth?

You've never been remotely interested in "people" food in the past, with the exception to tuna fish Sammie I sometimes make and cold filtered water from the fridge, so what gives?

I know you wouldn't drink the coffee I sit down, but you race to smell, just to be sure???

[marni]

Dear cats

It's great that all three of you want to cuddle with me now that the weather is turning cooler. But y'all should know by now that all three of you do not fit on my lap together. And Joe, if you try again to push someone off my lap so you can have it, you're getting a time-out.

Love, the heat source

My husband once took a picture of mee in the fall with Tux the maine coon cuddled in my arms with his forehead pressed against my chin, Jason our ginger polydactyl curled up in the crook of my bent knees and Cappy our geriatric ocicat perched on my hip, all of us sound asleed.

It isn't quite cold/cool/ less than steamy hot enough here for the lap fights to start here yet, but in the meantime there is already additional competition from Rowena, the teacup 14 pound corgie with the memory span of a gold fish, who has not yet learned that Tux outweighs her by 4 pounds

good times are coming along with canine feline sibling rivalry.

marni

[Atlas]

Dear Frisbee,
I'm not sure what I did to deserve so many cuddles today, but thanks. Don't take this as a go-ahead to break something tomorrow.
Love, the person who wields the orange string toy

[zoom-zoom]

The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.

Ha, our Lola is famous for starting iTunes. I have NO idea how she does that! Must be a function key of some sort on my keyboard, but I don't even know how to start it, that way!

[feral1]

Dear Bubba,
Laying on my chest at 1 am and staring at me will not make me get up and feed you......laying on my chest at 2 am purring and staring at me will not make me feed you.........laying on my chest at 3 am......4am......5 am.........so do you want chicken or fish uggggggggggg.

Your can opener