Dear Cat

[chincitop]

Dear (formerly?) evil cat,

We've had you for 4 years. You were the most ungrateful cat I've ever known, and you wanted nothing to do with us. People were afraid of you, because you would attack people for doing things like walking, or shifting in their seat. Now, suddenly, you are in my room, snuggling up, and licking my face. Don't get me wrong, it's adorable, but also kind of terrifying. Sorry for wondering if one day Ill wake up without a kidney

Love,

your adoring but terrified bed partner

[wackyjacky1]

Dear (formerly?) evil cat,
We've had you for 4 years. You were the most ungrateful cat I've ever known, and you wanted nothing to do with us. People were afraid of you, because you would attack people for doing things like walking, or shifting in their seat. Now, suddenly, you are in my room, snuggling up, and licking my face. Don't get me wrong, it's adorable, but also kind of terrifying. Sorry for wondering if one day Ill wake up without a kidney
Love,
your adoring but terrified bed partner

Oh my gosh, you could be describing my big mean tuxedo cat. He was a feral cat, and although he's 7 now and has mellowed somewhat, he still scares everyone!

[Norse]

Dear Lucy:

We absolutely adore you and you make us laugh with your antics, but could you PLEASE stop attacking our legs and feet with your 5:00 am wake-up call? It is not going to make us get up any earlier to feed you.

Sincerely,
Your Sleep Deprived People

[Bethany1]

Dear Cats,

I am working on a quilting project and will deliberately ignore you. You may NOT steal my bobbins out of the drawer and take off with them. Sitting on the foot pedal is NOT helping so get off. Any paws that get a needle stuck in them is your own fault and I will charge you the vet fees if you do. BTW, a needle through your finger hurts so I'm sure it's the same with paws. Sticking your head into my project is not smart either and will result in your head getting shoved out of the way. Dumping my stuff onto the floor to check out the contents is also not allowed.

For your own safety and my sanity, you are all banished from my presence and put in the bedroom. Any howling and banging against the door will be ignored.

The Mom

[Hi Ho Silver]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

[Owlie]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

Me too. No kitty, though the boyfriend has one. See below.

Dear BF's Cat:
You are loud! And I apparently can't say the word "cookie" on the phone, because you get all excited and start heading toward the pantry...

[pll]

I don't have any cats, but I find this thread hilarious and addictive! More letters to your cats, please!?

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

[zoom-zoom]

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

Awesome...just shared on FB!

[Sardine]

I don't have a cat either, but the stories of cats that turn iTunes on, or "type" messages are hilarious. They remind me of this video from BBC Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYe1d5_LS0s

Brilliant! Thanks. Don't watch television. Maybe I should.