So glad my cats stay in and the critters stay out!! The worse I find are dismembered crickets.

Dear kitten:

I don't know how something so small can have lungs so large. Or the vocal capacity to yowl at full volume for 12 hours straight. Impressive. But I can't wait until I pick you up and you're semi-sedated.

Sincerely,
The woman who is getting you snipped