Dear Cat

[jessmarimba]

Dear cute-but-dumb girlcat,

Why do you insist on draping yourself across the computer keyboard when I am trying to type? The people I am sending messages to don't understand what [[[[[[[[[[99999y7p[pkkkkoooooooooo;;;;;;;;; means.

Kindest regards,
The woman who feeds you.

What's sad is that the people I'm trying to send messages to DO understand that. And I know what ichat/emails from my mother that look like that mean.

[skhill]

Dear my longhaired friend,

Thanks for leaving your most recent hairball on the bathroom floor-- that's a much better spot than my bed. But is there any way you could let me know its there before I step on it in the dark? And just how does a cat your size produce a hairball that big anyhow?

Love, your cleaning crew

[Bethany1]

Dear Cats,

Thank you for coming to my rescue while crying. It had been a bad day and having the two of you come snuggle next to me purring away really helped.


The Mom

[Roadtrip]

before I step on it in the dark?

Oh.... There are worse things to step on in the dark. Mine left a mouse head for me. Yes, just the head (like in the Godfather), such love!!!

Shannon

[marni]

and there is nothing at all like stepping into a nice warm shower first thing in the morning and finding a dead rabbit eyebll staring up at you from the drain.

marni

[lph]

Marni ftw!

[VeganBikeChick]

Dear Kitties,

Thank you so much for the warm snuggles upon my return home from a trip. It's not coming home to an empty house when I have my little furballs to look forward to.

[jessmarimba]

So glad my cats stay in and the critters stay out!! The worse I find are dismembered crickets.

Dear kitten:

I don't know how something so small can have lungs so large. Or the vocal capacity to yowl at full volume for 12 hours straight. Impressive. But I can't wait until I pick you up and you're semi-sedated.

Sincerely,
The woman who is getting you snipped

[wackyjacky1]

Marni ftw!

Totally. LOL and blech !

[Sardine]

This made me laugh too. I've had the mouse head only experience and the odd kidney lying about but thankfully no rabbit eyeballs. Mine got a bell put on him the day he brought a bird home. He still managed to catch mice though which is beyond me as he was tubby (6.5 kg) and the least agile cat I know. I miss the boy who lives with the ex now.

[Roadtrip]

and there is nothing at all like stepping into a nice warm shower first thing in the morning and finding a dead rabbit eyebll staring up at you from the drain.

marni

Wow. Sounds like something from a Hitchcock film.., or a Steven king novel.

[marni]

Wow. Sounds like something from a Hitchcock film.., or a Steven king novel.

The second and third time it happened I was ever so sanguine about it. However, the cats both became indoor cats the very next day!

marni