Dear Cat

[Biciclista]

ick thyroid. Already went down that road with other cat. And now this time we can't afford it. !! gotta go to the veterinarian.

[zoom-zoom]

I didn't know about the thyroid/yowling connection. Our female is hyperthyroid and noisy, but she was noisy long before her diagnosis. I think she's just bossy.

[CyborgQueen]

This is the jumbo litter box I use. It's like 2 feet long.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/inde...ductId=4217935

I do have three smaller ones spread out through the house, but this is the main one that all of them use.


Keep 'em coming. All of these are hilarious!! Luckily I'm deaf, so I don't hear them all crying, howling or whatever noise they make at night!

[wackyjacky1]

Dear cute-but-dumb girlcat,

Why do you insist on draping yourself across the computer keyboard when I am trying to type? The people I am sending messages to don't understand what [[[[[[[[[[99999y7p[pkkkkoooooooooo;;;;;;;;; means.

Kindest regards,
The woman who feeds you.

[jessmarimba]

Dear cute-but-dumb girlcat,

Why do you insist on draping yourself across the computer keyboard when I am trying to type? The people I am sending messages to don't understand what [[[[[[[[[[99999y7p[pkkkkoooooooooo;;;;;;;;; means.

Kindest regards,
The woman who feeds you.

What's sad is that the people I'm trying to send messages to DO understand that. And I know what ichat/emails from my mother that look like that mean.

[skhill]

Dear my longhaired friend,

Thanks for leaving your most recent hairball on the bathroom floor-- that's a much better spot than my bed. But is there any way you could let me know its there before I step on it in the dark? And just how does a cat your size produce a hairball that big anyhow?

Love, your cleaning crew

[Bethany1]

Dear Cats,

Thank you for coming to my rescue while crying. It had been a bad day and having the two of you come snuggle next to me purring away really helped.


The Mom

[Roadtrip]

before I step on it in the dark?

Oh.... There are worse things to step on in the dark. Mine left a mouse head for me. Yes, just the head (like in the Godfather), such love!!!

Shannon

[Possegal]

Dear cute-but-dumb girlcat,

Why do you insist on draping yourself across the computer keyboard when I am trying to type? The people I am sending messages to don't understand what [[[[[[[[[[99999y7p[pkkkkoooooooooo;;;;;;;;; means.

Kindest regards,
The woman who feeds you.

The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.

Love all these stories. Cats are just so entertaining!

[marni]

everyone who is a cat owner should read Robert Heinleins "the door into summer."

Cats have to sleep 23 hours and 23 minutes each day in order to dream the world alive. It's what they manage to do in the remaining 37 minutes that make life so interesting.

marni

[jusdooit]

Dear Flash,
I know this may be a surprise to you , but not every thing is eatable, including electrical cords. You have lived here for 2 years, I think you know when I open the back door it's to let the dogs out, not you. And while we're being honest here, I really do not need your help in the bathroom, I can do it all by myself.

The woman who saved you from the parking lot.

[zoom-zoom]

The big guy in my avatar (RIP) used to send things to the printer from my computer. More complicated because I was at my house about 20 miles away from my work, where the printer was. So I'd have to email someone and say - you know that email conversation we were having? Well Bailey just sent it to the printer. Could you run over there and pick it up? He would also send emails just as I opened them, so the recipient got a blank email.

Ha, our Lola is famous for starting iTunes. I have NO idea how she does that! Must be a function key of some sort on my keyboard, but I don't even know how to start it, that way!

[feral1]

Dear Bubba,
Laying on my chest at 1 am and staring at me will not make me get up and feed you......laying on my chest at 2 am purring and staring at me will not make me feed you.........laying on my chest at 3 am......4am......5 am.........so do you want chicken or fish uggggggggggg.

Your can opener