I miss my pseudoephedrine. Phenylephrine does nothing for me. When I lived in Cleveland, I didn't have a pharmacy nearby, so the Sudafed PE was pretty much the only thing I could get.

Not-at-all-dear headache: Please go away. I have a class from 5-7. I need to be able to actually pay attention and take notes and not flinch every time someone says anything above a normal conversational volume.

Dear body:
If you let me sleep more than three hours at a time, we wouldn't have this problem.