Camping for me is a hotel room without a big bathtub. I'll do it, but I don't like to.
It's been a long time since i slept anywhere NEAR the ground!

To whom it may concern
Sometimes it really IS worth it to pay 250 dollars for a plumber to replace
your toilet's wax ring and clean up what leaked out.
It's the first time I ever felt sorry for a plumber.

The plumber's daughter.