Some final thoughts that I might should have stated in actual writing... in no particular order:

If it's just about swimming 500, biking 20, and running 5 in one go on a timer, do it on your own and let your hub time you. No being swum over, no kicking, no crashes, plenty of water stations. No signup fee. Then again, no T-shirt.

I do read your balance changes come month four, and you don't want to crash.

You are intending to train through the Israel Summer while pregnant.

My SIL lost one at 22 weeks. Might have, might not have had to do with JUST an intercontinental flight.

You srsly coulda just been a troll, we've had them.

My HR did not go up on the expletive. An achievement -
Last time I got it it was followed shortly by my handing in my notice.