It only takes one jerk to make me want to swear-off group rides.

[marni]

local "pithy " sign at the Cinco car care christian community center and 24 hour dogwash(yes this is a real place and yes it is a repair garage which doubles as a community center and has a dog washing facility. What can I say? this is Texas as in it's a whole nother world out here.)

"the thing most often opened by mistake is the mouth."

or as MIL used to say " engage brain before opening mouth."

[zoom-zoom]

local "pithy " sign at the Cinco car care christian community center and 24 hour dogwash(yes this is a real place and yes it is a repair garage which doubles as a community center and has a dog washing facility. What can I say? this is Texas as in it's a whole nother world out here.)

"the thing most often opened by mistake is the mouth."

or as MIL used to say " engage brain before opening mouth."

Yep.

And your Texan businesses crack me up. Here in MI a popular combo is laundromat + tanning salon!