Quote Originally Posted by doc
Mine would be:
Madel Bernard
I don't think it gets worse than that. No porn viewer worth his weight in salt would rent a movie starring Madel Bernard!!!
Using a more recent pet and street gets a little better:
cocoa cottontail
Oh, I dunno. They might think this is a flick with Sarah Bernard's (or did she spell it Bernhard) naughty sister. Not that anybody alive has heard of Sarah Bernard/Bernhard any more, except as a cake. But chocolate cakes can be pretty sexy, for some people.